Sunday, September 12, 2010

The X Factor

The X Factor

the x factor winner joe mcelderry still needs dental work?

Posted: 12 Sep 2010 09:50 AM PDT

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the x factor winner that continues to need dental work is joe mcelderry. while he has great hair, knows how to wear makeup well, he can't hide his smile and his crooked teeth. joe mcelderry needs a dentist.

the x factor fan site most popular searches

Posted: 12 Sep 2010 09:44 AM PDT

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the x factor fan site most popular searches are not what you think..

while most people would think cheryl cole, simon cowell, leona lewis would be the top searches, they would be very wrong.

it turns out people are sick of the pr machines hired to churn out the names of cheryl cole, simon cowell and leona lewis constantly in the news, and tell us of their whereabouts at all times.

the following is the most popular searches for september 1-12, 2010

1. chloe mafia - while billie piper plays a whore, this is the real thing. a prostitute who dresses like a prostitute. how refreshing.





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2. alexandra burke - her record company pr machine is hard at work pushing her name all over the place.





3. joe mcelderry - the worst fear of an xfactor winner is that people forget about them to quickly. - now that he came out, he has a new life to report about, and explore, and everyone seems to be interested.



4. jls - even if their flavoured condoms don't take off, they still have themselves and more gratuitous topless / shirtless photoshoots.



5. cheryl cole - but why does everyone want photos of cheryl cole without makeup? what is she covering up?



6. rhydian roberts - shirtless / topless and now hot once again.



7. cher lloyd - cher was not in the top 20, but if we adjust the list by removing duplicate searches she comes in at #7.



8. leona lewis - leona lewis was also not in the top 20, but people are a little interested in leona lewis tattoo's.



9. nickolo festa - anyone can see how fake his regular guy act is. The gay audience is starting to react.



10. lucie jones - heavy interest in lucie jones, means the girl is still relevant.
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