Thursday, December 11, 2008

The X Factor

The X Factor

X Factor - News - Outrage As X Factor Contestant Lies About Cancer Jibe

Posted: 11 Dec 2008 10:01 PM CST

Unconfirmed news about X Factor finalist eoghan quigg that was recently sent to us anomalously…

X Factor - News - Article Link - There's been a huge security presence at the new lavish hotel where the final 4 X Factor contestants are staying at after several death threats were sent after N.Ireland boy Eoghan Quigg jokingly claimed his sister is dying of cancer. Some people have sent letters to the X Factor production team saying he should be removed from the show before this Saturday's final.There's been no sightings or comments from the X Factor production team this afternoon.

X Factor Leaked Sex Tape pics Shocker - kinky celeb news from Candy Warhol

Posted: 11 Dec 2008 09:56 PM CST

They say a picture paints a thousand words, and these exclusive pics leaked to us certainly say a whole chapter, as the X Factor hurtles towards its star studded finale this Saturday.

alexandra burke sex tape
alexandra burke sex tape - x factor finalist

Alexandra Burke was hotly tipped as a leading contender, as viewers switched their allegiances, fed up with the antics of two timing love-rat Diana Vickers, and 16 year old potato face Oeghan Quigg.

While the remaining finalists JLS can only cause little schoolgirls to be almost crushed to death at a free gig, Burke is fighting off the release of a kinky sex tape being hawked around the media by psychopathic stalker ex boyfriend D'andre West. This tape containing what is claimed to be sordid sex acts, threatens to destabilise her chances of winning the final and any future career.

Being first with exclusive news about the show, thexfactor.com brings you another world exclusive. Pics from the sex tape are being leaked on the internet and we are not afraid to publish our pics. The word is clear - if you have aspirations of a public life, don't get jiggy for the digicam unless you keep the recording yourself. Many celebrities have been damaged beyond belief by such shenanigans and poor Alexandra Burke looks likely to head the same way.

alexandra burke sex tape
alexandra burke sex tape second photo - x factor finalist

Having seen photos of West, we have to ask what the hell were you thinking Alex? The man has a coconut shaped head, dresses like a reject from a charity shop sports clothing section and sports the most ridiculous buzz line 80's beard line. He looks like a black Leon Trotsky only less Russian. Alexandra could definitely attract a better class of man than West.

Burke has been eerily quiet about the sex tape and its contents and we want to pose the question that X Factor fans are asking - is it you on the tape? We feel that the public supporters of this show have the right to know. Having not been shy in front of weasel gangster wannabe D'andre's camera lens she should not be shy now and come clean with the facts about this tape. They say confession is good for the soul, so come on Alexandra, tell us the truth.

Candy Warhol
"Forget the uncle … I'm anti celebrity"

X Factor judges targeted for conversion by Scientologists

Posted: 11 Dec 2008 11:53 AM CST

X Factor judges Simon Cowell, Luis Walsh and Cheryl Tramp Stamp Cole are intended targets of Scientologists, as the creepy organisation tries to recruit people of celebrity influence into its clutches. I am told Danii Minogue was considered so insignificant, despite the immediate qualification of her more talented alien squid headed sister Kylie, that she is not included on their list.

This could lead to Xfactor finalist being pressured into worshipping the weird concepts Scientologists promote. Famous Scientologists include Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and John Travolta. The My Name is Earl actor is also a Scientologist, but we don't consider him to be very famous.

Can you imagine an Xfactor of the future, when they would have to sing space related songs "Starman", "Space Oddity", "Fly Me To the Moon" and others, wired up to portable electronic machines listening to ridiculous stories about men from the Plantet Zaarg. Of course, it would enable Cheryl Cole to justify the tin foil effect slimming tracksuit she probably has tucked away in the wardrobe. No one could normally be as stick thin emaciated and undernourished as she looks with extreme slimming methods.

The connection with X Factor Scientology is already there. Britney Spears' dreadful lip synching on the show to the awful 'Womaniser' song. She recently contacted the Top Gun star dwarf Tom Cruise to learn about Scientology. She is reportedly interested in the science fiction based so called 'religion' to help her come to terms with her personal difficulties. I think it will take a lot more than being wired up and worshipping alien planet invading overlords to sort that girl's life out. I think this is the last thing she needs in the weirdness stakes.

Spears told a friend: “I have met Katie (Holmes) a few times, so I called her up and just started asking questions about Scientology. I’m always open to new things.

“Then Tom wanted to talk to me about it, so I did. He was nice and answered all my questions and sent me books.” Cruise has been trying to recruit David and uber stick insect wife Victoria Bekham to learn about Scientology. The cult is accused of using brain washing techniques to snare its members, raking in hundreds of thousands of pounds from their wallets. A definite barren ground there as far as the Beckhams go, as there isn't much brain power there for washing to begin with.

We can be sure of one thing. These celebrities are so mixed up and off the kooky scale to begin with. The last thing they need is to be watching the skies for signs of space cadets and lizard type creatures with a fat bulbous head, aerodynamic hair and who talk in a strange monotone. That role is already fulfilled by spotty teen Eoghan Quigg.

Candy Warhol

“Forget the uncle … I’m anti celebrity”

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