Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The X Factor

The X Factor

Michael Jackson exposes himself to Eoghan Quigg - weird x factor news by Candy Warhol

Posted: 10 Dec 2008 06:55 AM CST

Many people have fallen in love with x factor finalist eoghan quigg, and superstar michael jackson is one of them.

Michael jackson loves eoghan quigg

When michael jackson saw eoghan quigg, it was love at first site.
If you were a young kid who's voice hasn't even broken yet, who would you feel most creeped out by, if you knew they were tracking you through the net? Michael Jackson has exposed himself as following Quigg's performances on the X Factor through the web.

Wacko Jacko (49) with a penchant for sharing beds with young boys has said " I think he has potential". Jackson claims he has been watching the TV specials which claim Quigg as having a vocal talent beyond his years. Jackson clearly didn't see potato faced Quigg screech and dawdle his way through the classic 'Ben' a few weeks back. The performance was notably cringe worthy.
Normally I boil the kettle during the ad breaks. By verse two of Quigg's rendition, I was galloping for the kitchen downing as much caffeine as I could, to sustain me through the rest of the show.

Jackson, the oxygen tank loving multiple court case defender, has indicated he wants to team up with the Quigglet, maybe writing some songs for him. If they are anything like Jackson's own recent offerings, then maybe this is a collaboration with disaster written all over it. Jackson's star abilities have crumbled over recent years, and he is certainly the last person on the list I would want as a babysitter, except perhaps Gary Glitter.

michael jackson fun with kids

It makes me wonder, what is the terrifying, black monster that lurks at the bottom of a child's bed? Michael Jackson of course. Since the death of Bubbles the Chimp, Jackson has had a gap to fill for another monkey featured creature that can't sing So Eoghan, beware!

Candy Warhol
"Forget the uncle … I'm anti celebrity"

massive christmas confusion of who will actually perform on the final x factor live

Posted: 10 Dec 2008 01:49 AM CST

Michael jackson loves eoghan quigg
Mr. Potato head - Eoghan Quigg as Santa Claus

Westlife, boyzone, take that, duffy, seal, and beyonce are some of the mega star singing acts that are slated to sing on the final live show of the x factor, because the producers and the viewers don’t see enough talent from what’s left of the finalists eoghan quigg, alexandra burke, and jls.

Which of these acts will be caught lip synching?

Christmas songs that you have heard many times before will also be heard on the show and eoghan quigg is reported to sing he wishes every day was christmas.

Rob Tencer

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