Monday, December 8, 2008

The X Factor

The X Factor

ALEXANDRA BURKE X FACTOR FINALIST MOTHER GOES ON OFFENSIVE OVER SORDID SEX TAPE - Hot news posted by CANDY WARHOL

Posted: 08 Dec 2008 01:34 PM CST

The saga gains extra momentum today as Alexandra Burke's  mother Melissa Bell goes into overdrive, denying the video recordings being touted for sale to the highest bidder, are her daughter.

That's right, there are two recordings that low life, 'down with the ho's' gangster winnable D'andre West is hawking around the British media. He says a full sex act between them and 'another sex act'. We can only speculate what those acts involve, but at the price tag of £1000,000 he's asking, we can bet its more than just a bit of fumbling. X Factor promoters were said to have offered £20,000 for the tape from West which he turned down, holding out for more cash, or a win by the hotly tipped black beauty Alexandra, increasing their worth.

Melissa Bell told a British newspaper "Alex told me IF he has got a tape, it’s another girl. He didn’t own a video camera at the time, nor did she". Which begs the questions, is it a mobile phone recording or did creepy D'andre use a hidden camera? Which is an offence in the UK. She continued "She is very upset about it".

Burke 20, says she hasn't seen or spoken to West for over two years and new speculation is that if the tape was made at the beginning of their two year relationship, she could have been only 16 or even underage when the films were made.

So far, dozens of journalists and media agents have been shown the films to authenticate the contents in an attempt to squeeze as much cash as possible for the recordings.

West said "I'm the ex boyfriend who knows everything"

Meanwhile, a source told me "copies of the films were saved on a laptop computer when he (West) was showing us the videos. They are starting to leak out onto the web already and he hasn't made a penny from them". By placing them into the public domain, Alexandra Burke, newspapers and X Factor promoters would be spared the further indignity of having to pay West off.. Maybe that's why they've started oozing out into cyberspace as a form of damage limitation.

REJECTED VICKERS FACES FURTHER REJECTION FROM BOYFRIEND - Hot news Posted by CANDY WARHOL

Posted: 08 Dec 2008 08:36 AM CST

Following her being rejected by the public on Saturday's semi final, the two timing deceiving Diana Vickers is facing a new rejection, this time from her boyfriend Chris Jones.

During her cringing farewell performance of Dido's White Flag, potato faced spotty youth Eoghan Quigg ran onto the stage, grabbing her in an emotionally charged death grip while shouting "I love you, I love you". Jones is said to have been absolutely furious at these scenes being beamed live to millions of homes. Great television scenes for the promoters of the show, but disastrous for Vickers boyfriend who has been consistently told by Vickers there was nothing going on between her and Quigg.

Later that evening, Potato Face and Cruella deVickers were spotted canoodling, hugging and kissing in the backseat of a car, enroute back to Fort X Factor. This seems to have been the final straw for Jones who has stated he may dump Dirty Diana after this public confirmation of something more than just friendship with Quigg. Photos of this further over bohemian behaviour are winging their way to me now.

Last night, the couple were said to be locked in crisis talks. More to follow.

EOGHAN QUIGG EXPRESSES HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR DIANA CRUELLA DE VICKERS Posted by CANDY WARHOL

Posted: 08 Dec 2008 08:09 AM CST

During her toe curling final singing performance on last Saturday's X Factor, there was a moment of apprehension as the Quigg creature ran onto the stage with arms flailing, scooping the stick insect like Vickers into a full on rugby tackle. My sources tell me that security men were up ready to pounce fearing a suicide bomber, following the recent death threats to the show by Islamonazis condemning the charity record 'Heroes'  being released in favour of British war  veterans and their families.

An expert lip reader has contacted me saying they studied the film of Quigg's stage invasion.
During the show Vickers (who has a boyfriend, 18-year-old student Chris Jones)  was romantically linked to X Factor contestant Eoghan Quigg, 16. She insisted they are just close friends, but when Diana was giving her last song, an emotionally distraught Quigg galloped  on to the stage embracing her, sobbing uncontrollably "No please don't leave me" and “I love you”.

Vickers later claimed: “He just said he was proud of me and that he was going to miss me. That’s it really. “They all (rest of semi finalists) came on with Eoghan and I loved it. When I think about that moment it looks like a Kodak moment that I’ll have forever.”
Our expert lip reader told me "I couldn't be 100% sure, but I thought I saw Vickers say "Get off me you potato faced freak - you are ruining my milking the public's sympathy"

In a swift moment, Diana Cruella de Vickers has crushed poor Quiggy's teen boy heart, having manipulated the public's cutesy choice by leading an on off romance with him, two timing by meeting her boyfriend Chris Jones for kinky public sex frolics in the back of his mini car parked in back alleyways. A resident of a local mobile home site (caravan park), unemployed single mother of 5, Amber Curry (20)  said "Say what you like about her - this is one classy girl"

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