The X Factor

Alexandra Burke Kinky Underage Sex Tape leaked on internet.

Posted: 09 Dec 2008 12:49 PM CST

Poor Alexandra, having been made an X Factor outsider due to media the fawning over potato faced Oeghan Quigg and JLS, she was dragged into a sex tape scandal by her estranged boyfriend D'andre West.

Low life, 'down with the ho's' gangster wannabee West is hawking the tape around the British media with a £100,000 price tag, hoping she wins to boost his cash demands.
West has boasted to journalists that he is 'hung like a horse' and almost needed a wide angle lens for the action on the tape. The only way he would need wide angle, would be for his fat head. The Burke camp have hit back at these claims stating "Hung like a chipmunk more like".

Details of the video have been leaked through the web by journalists who made a sneaky copy of the tape that Don Juan D'andre showed to them. It seems that feet and food feature in the tape. West can be seen being spanked by a dusky girl in what appears to be a leather miss whiplash outfit. West can be heard crying out in ecstasy "give it to me hard Mommy. I've been a naughty boy".

In the second clip leaked, Alexandra can be seen covered in what appears to be ice cream - Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough. This girl has saved on body cream as B&Js is smeared everywhere. The only thing missing, was the chocolate sprinkles and a flake, although I dread to think what particular application the flake may have had.

Still image pictures are being leaked from the tape and when we have them, we will print! Since the weekend, poor Alexandra is nowhere to be seen. Maybe the frozen deserts aisle at the local supermarket might be a good place to start looking.

From Candy Warhol

“Forget the uncle … I’m anti celebrity”

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Oeghan Quigg stalked by alcoholic drug addict Amy Winehouse - Weird celeb news posted by Candy Warhol

Posted: 09 Dec 2008 07:33 AM CST

In one of the most bizarre teamups imaginable, potato faced Oeghan Quigg is being pestered constantly by skanky druggie Amy Winehouse. Sources inform me she obtained his personal mobile phone number from her niece who was backstage at X Factor semi finals last Saturday. Since then, Swinehouse has been texting Oeghan non stop.

I think its great when an established singer encourages people they see as emerging talent, but let's face it, would you want to be pestered by someone who is old enough to be your emaciated grandmother and looks like a rape victim?

Swinehouse, estimated wealth of £10million, has recently entered the celeb Twighlight Zone of not having a partner, since hers has been sent back to jail. So she is targeting young Eoghan with what we can only imagine, is a desperate attempt to gain more positive media headlines.

In the finals on Saturday, potato face has to sing a duet with a 'special guest'. I think I'd be shaking in my boots if I were him, in case its her that turns up on his spot.

I wonder if this cradle snatching, self harming. Boozing smackhead realises, that this is going to be perceived as wrong on so many levels.

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RIOT breaks out at JLS gig - A breaking story posted by Candy Warhol

Posted: 09 Dec 2008 07:19 AM CST

In scenes reminiscent of Beatlemania, Yesterday (Monday), 5 teenage girls were almost crushed to death as a riot broke out when thousands of rampaging fans swamped a ticket booth and concert venue.

The free concert in Fairfield Halls, Croydon has a capacity of only 1500. Yet X Factor promoters allowed over 2000 screaming, emotionally revved up schoolgirls to crush forward, grabbing free tickets and each other's hair. Ambulance staff battled bravely to fight off hormone enraged teeny boppers, as they tried to take the injured to hospital.

Enticed by free tickets and a chance to get up close to the JLS boys, this piece of publicity comes as a welcome surprise, and a publicity master stroke. Since last Saturday, the press emphasis has been on Alexandra Burke and her kinky sex tape escapades, and the ongoing menage a trois between potato faced Oeghan Quigg, Dirty Diana Vickers and her recently dumped boyfriend, Backseat Chris Jones.

Despite the panic, injuries and near death experience for the schoolgirls, no one from JLS management would comment.

Candy Warhol
"Forget the uncle… I'm anti celebrity"