Friday, December 19, 2008

The X Factor

The X Factor

X factor judge cheryl cole marriage slipping away

Posted: 19 Dec 2008 11:57 AM CST

Cheryl Cole's marriage has been sailing along like the Titanic and the iceberg is just about to hit hard.

Having dragged herself out of the pikey council estate she came from in Heaton, Newcastle, she managed to claw her way into the Spice Girls imitators Girls Aloud. She managed to snare a pro football player (a must have accessory for girls who escape common roots) black Ashley Cole, who has been reported to have played away with a tabloid hugging slapper earlier this year.

Cole did the Tammy Wynette act to 'stand by your man' despite his sticking it in someone else's goal. They have been apart for increasing amounts of time and this week, a close friend of cheryl cole has said the marriage is coming to an end. "Cheryl wants to concentrate on her TV work and maybe go to America". She added "She's thinking of herself in this situation".

If all accounts are true, then it looks like cheyl cole shall be packing her bags and leaving Ashley. Another mis matched marriage biting the dust. Next time Cheryl, try someone less famous or good looking and you may have more of a chance at marital happiness.

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Cheryl cole going to America

Posted: 19 Dec 2008 11:35 AM CST

America can't get enough of the Brits. They have loved us since the Pilgrim Fathers first landed there (with the exception of the War of Independence of course). Americans love all things British and the latest export is bound to receive some mixed reactions.

Primani Princess cheryl cole is about to pack up sticks and head off into pioneer country. With the imminent break up of Girls Aloud looming, Simon Cowell wants to take her there and launch her into the American mainstream TV, chat shows and x factor spin offs. We think that will be the best place for her in the graveyard of so called trans Atlantic celebrities, then we won't have to put up with her in Britain anymore.

As she attempts to joining the American army of anorexic ally thin, bones sticking out celebrity D listers (remember Victoria Bekham's efforts?), we would suggest an English language translator is hired as no one will understand a word she says.

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