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| JLS underpants theft panic threatens x factor christmas grand final Posted: 13 Dec 2008 12:07 AM CST An x factor insider told the x factor fan site, there has been panic as JLS member aston merrygold’s favourite underpants have disappeared and there are rumours they are appearing for sale on eBay. "Aston Merrygold threw a tantrum and is refusing to perform on Saturday if they aren't found". If anyone spots the JLS underpants on eBay, let us know so we can reunite him with them in time to save JLS' chance of x factor glory. What is all the JLS fan hysteria about and what makes these men’s underwear so special? JLS have attracted many screaming schoolgirls and gay fans alike. Yes, x factor Queens all over Britain have been gripped by their performances and varying, sometimes questionable choices of fashion. Selected by x factor stylists who have practically no taste in fashion at all. The JLS boys have been groomed and preened to ditch the bad boy from the streets image in favour of a cleaner cut look in suits. All is not the same underneath.  JLS stay true to their chavvy bad boy roots in their choice of underwear. We can reveal that street hipster wannabe pop pixie Aston Merrygold (20), who used to appear in ITV's children's show The Fun Song Factory, wears the red banded CK trunks. With their blinding above the waistline flash of red and asset enhancing front pouch, they are the first choice of underpants for most pikey street kids. Mainly because they are so cheap at around £4.99 a pair in Matalan and can often be found in TK Maxx for £1.99 a pair. Due to their cheapness and perceived 'style' value (well they display Calvin Klein), they are almost de riguer tribal uniform for the common man. Candy Warhol |
| cheryl cole fashion crazy fans buy her new x factor fashion doll for christmas Posted: 12 Dec 2008 04:23 PM CST Inspired by the panic buying of the eoghan quigg doll, other X Factor celebrities are rushing to have one made in time for Christmas. We understand, the Cheryl Cole fashion doll will have only three items of clothing - a cheap tracksuit and cap, the TV show outfit of inappropriately matched sequins and scary man made fibres, and the little black number which is a short black dress which barely covers her coconut like bush. These outfits were based on her actual wardrobe contents. She only has three outfits. No doubt she'll be wearing one of them in the awful Girls Aloud party that will be shown on ITV1 tomorrow night. Hopefully cheryl Tramp Stamp Cole will be locked in a cupboard minutes before the show starts.
if hannah bradbeer had made it to the finals, this is what her “forehead friendly” doll would have looked like. Candy Warhol |
| Britain’s kids go crazy for this Christmas’ hot new Eoghan Quigg doll toy Posted: 12 Dec 2008 01:41 PM CST With only two weeks left before Christmas lands on us and one day until the X Factor grand final, scenes of mayhem have been spotted in toy shops up and down Britain's high streets, as pushy parents try to secure this season's must have toy - a special limited edition Eoghan Quigg action doll.
Following other celebrities who have had their images cast into plastic (who could ever forget the hideous Spice Girl dolls), sales of these items are snapped up by pop culture aficionados and kids alike. The only one which was vaguely accurate in recent years, was the Victoria Bekham doll as it was as stick thin and plastic as she is in real life. A cross between an anorexic Barbie and the Sims. Quigglet has given his endorsement to the doll which we picture here, saying "It looks just like me. Its amaaaaaaazin" although we aren't sure whether the doll will become a must have carry about article, especially after dark. Inspired by the panic buying of the Quigg doll, other X Factor celebrities are rushing to have one made in time for Christmas. We understand, the Cheryl Cole doll will have only three items of clothing - a cheap tracksuit and cap, the TV show outfit of inappropriately matched sequins and scary man made fibres, and the little black number which is a short black dress which barely covers her coconut like bush. These outfits were based on her actual wardrobe contents. She only has three outfits. No doubt she'll be wearing one of them in the awful Girls Aloud party that will be shown on ITV1 tomorrow night. Hopefully Tramp Stamp Cole will be locked in a cupboard minutes before the show starts. Lilliputian potato faced Quigg has been quiet in the past few days. Maybe Simon Cowell is desperately hoping his protégé can be boosted in the popularity stakes by remaining aloof. We hope he has joined up with the Scientologists and has actually been kidnapped by aliens. That way, we won't have to see his retarded tongue poking routine again in tomorrow's final. Remember star gazers, they say the truth is out there. The Eoghan Quigg doll comes in a choice of two outfits - X Factor Second place and X Factor third place. Candy Warhol “Forget the uncle … I’m anti celebrity” |
| x factor christmas themed final song selections Posted: 12 Dec 2008 04:24 AM CST We hate to give louis walsh any credit or props, but if its true and not an evil lie from louis walsh, here is the x factor final christmas themed songs: Alexandra is going to do Silent Night JLS are gonna do Oh Holy Night or Last Christmas Eoghan Quigg is going to do the Wizard’s song, I Wish it Could be Christmas Every Day. One of the three finalists will be voted off in the first half of the show, The remaining two will perform the next big hit for christmas “Hallelujah”. |
| x factor fashion and who will wear suzanne neville to the final x factor show? Posted: 12 Dec 2008 03:27 AM CST celebrity fashion designer suzanne neville has been rumoured to have paid a lot of money to have her designer fashion collection in this years x factor final. we can’t wait to see it, because we are huge fans of suzanne neville. next season, we hope to have our future female video blogger on thexfactor.com fan site wearing designs by suzanne and ralph & russo, amongst others unless we receive an exclusive offer from one of the best fashion designers in the UK. you won’t be seeing dannii minogue in anything this season except ralph & russo, so who could it be to wear suzanne neville? If you are a new designer who wants your fashion designs seen by millions, or if you are a large fashion house who wants an exclusive with us, send an email to info@thexfactor.com |
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