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X factor judge cheryl cole marriage slipping away Posted: 19 Dec 2008 11:57 AM CST Cheryl Cole's marriage has been sailing along like the Titanic and the iceberg is just about to hit hard. Having dragged herself out of the pikey council estate she came from in Heaton, Newcastle, she managed to claw her way into the Spice Girls imitators Girls Aloud. She managed to snare a pro football player (a must have accessory for girls who escape common roots) black Ashley Cole, who has been reported to have played away with a tabloid hugging slapper earlier this year. Cole did the Tammy Wynette act to 'stand by your man' despite his sticking it in someone else's goal. They have been apart for increasing amounts of time and this week, a close friend of cheryl cole has said the marriage is coming to an end. "Cheryl wants to concentrate on her TV work and maybe go to America". She added "She's thinking of herself in this situation". If all accounts are true, then it looks like cheyl cole shall be packing her bags and leaving Ashley. Another mis matched marriage biting the dust. Next time Cheryl, try someone less famous or good looking and you may have more of a chance at marital happiness. Candy Warhol “Forget the uncle … I’m anti celebrity” <img src=” alt=’Cheyrl cole stood by hers and it backfired on her’ class=’alignnone’ /> Share This

Cheryl cole going to America Posted: 19 Dec 2008 11:35 AM CST America can't get enough of the Brits. They have loved us since the Pilgrim Fathers first landed there (with the exception of the War of Independence of course). Americans love all things British and the latest export is bound to receive some mixed reactions. Primani Princess cheryl cole is about to pack up sticks and head off into pioneer country. With the imminent break up of Girls Aloud looming, Simon Cowell wants to take her there and launch her into the American mainstream TV, chat shows and x factor spin offs. We think that will be the best place for her in the graveyard of so called trans Atlantic celebrities, then we won't have to put up with her in Britain anymore. As she attempts to joining the American army of anorexic ally thin, bones sticking out celebrity D listers (remember Victoria Bekham's efforts?), we would suggest an English language translator is hired as no one will understand a word she says. Share This

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Your downloads can buy Alexandra burke’s grandfather a grave headstone Posted: 18 Dec 2008 03:38 PM CST Your downloads can buy Alexandra burke's grandfather a grave headstone Celebrities are famed for excess when they start to coin in their cash. Although Alexandra burke only received £150,000 from the so called £1 million x factor prize, she's hoping the sale of your downloads will help to swell the burke clan coffers a little more. She's already been showered with gifts from companies hoping to cash in on brand Burke, including jewellery, Chanel perfume, travel luggage, Durex lubricants. Car company Mini gave her a pink one for free. With all this cash she's saving, burke hopes to be able to buy some nice Christmas presents including splashing out on a bichon frise dog. But the money hopeful Burke family headed by melissa bell and her two timing love rat husband Dave, hope to rake in even more cash from their download sales because they want to use it to buy a headstone for her grandfather’s grave. “Its not very exciting, but my grandad died four years ago and he needs a gravestone" Alexandra said. Halleluiah indeed. Share This

who will buy cover stories of cheryl cole? Posted: 18 Dec 2008 09:14 AM CST Weekly gossip magazines have become the new opium of the people. These goss mags which usually adorn the stand in the supermarket next to the unhealthy chocolate and instantly bloating snack products, are last minute purchase tempters for bored, fat housewives who dream of escaping their dreary lives, into the world of celebrity and glamour, instead of their own giro cheque cashing, screaming kids white trash existences. Needless to say, cheryl tramp stamp cole is a favourite read and heroine for this legion of the social security scrounging undead. Share This

the press might love cheryl cole now but they turn so easily. Posted: 18 Dec 2008 09:12 AM CST in the public eye While Cheryl Cole might be the media darling at the moment, the press are known to turn into cold blooded hunters, pouncing on the first sign of any weakness discovered. Why the press love cheryl cole now Cheryl Cole has tried to take the place of failed pop star and self important Victoria Beckham since victoria moved to Los Angeles. Milking the common touch among the legion of goss mag reading undead for all its worth, her place in the public eye is assured. If they did it to boy george, then they will get cheryl cole as well. Until the popular press turn on her the way they did with Boy George, or that cheap tramp with the massive norks that married the Texan oil billionaire. She will ride the wave for as long as it will take her. Share This

cheryl cole is almost hated as much as heather mills Posted: 18 Dec 2008 09:05 AM CST cheryl cole is not hated as much as heather mills, but she also so much younger. give her time. Cheryl cole famous for her tramp stamp tattoos, is the second most hated woman in the north east of England. The first being the mad money grabbing fantacist Heather Mills. Cheryl is so much younger, that she needs time to catch up. She is picking up steam in the hated department because of her increasingly emaciated skinny appearance, her gravitation towards bling like a pin to a magnet and her inability to speak the slightest amount of grammatically correct English. cheryl cole didnt start our with all the fame and fortune Cheryl Cole lived on one of the roughest , pikeyest council estates in Newcastle and found fame and fortune with Girls Aloud, a group of similarly pikey styled girls catapulted via the Pop Stars the rivals programme. As an x factor judge, cheryl cole has been given a lucky hand this time around, but when she is forced to get rid of someone talented, the hatred will be at its strongest. Share This

cheryl cole and the truth about her family and background that has never been told Posted: 18 Dec 2008 08:57 AM CST cheryl cole has criminal family Cheryl Cole's brother Andrew has appeared in court more than 50 times on vandalism and social annoyance charges and anorexic looking Cheryl is no stranger to the courts herself. She was given 120 hours community service recently for punching a black female toilet attendant. No details of what hardships she had to perform have been released. A source said "Cheryl didn't get her hands dirty - she thought she was a princess and a hot shot important celebrity". Share This

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