The X Factor

X factor live tour see oeghan quigg for free

Posted: 14 Dec 2008 07:41 PM CST

Many x factor fans from northern Ireland have flooded our website with complaints that x factor promoters are charging an astonishing £31.50 to see the x factor live tour 2009.

So we’re exclusively revealing how you can see Oeghan Quigg for free.

Go to your nearest Co Op, Sainsbury or TESCO.

Go to the fruit and vegetable aisle in the supermarket and pick up a potato. Draw a big grin on it with a felt tip pen and stick some ginger cat hair on the top.
This will be just like looking at the real thing and having your very own, lifelike Oeghan Quigg for free.

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Tickets on sale for x factor live tour 2009

Posted: 14 Dec 2008 07:33 PM CST

Thousands of fans are lining up to be the first to see the x factor live tour which kicks off in February in Aberdeen. Taking in 25 shows across the country.

But promoters are expressing caution that ticket sales may be effected due to this year's x factor being the most controversial series, laden with allegations of vote rigging, conspiracy by judges to promote their own protégés with the best song choices, and not least, the bitter rumours of sex tapes and drugs.

After one of the most exciting finales of recent years, Alexandra burke was crowned as this year's winner, only to see her reign already marred by shock newspaper stories of infidelity and husband stealing.

The tickets are priced at £28.50 except northern Ireland where they are £31.50. One disgruntled girl from Belfast, Kylie Minogue (no relation to the squid headed sister of x factor judge Danii Minogue) told us "I spent around £72 on phone calls speed dial voting for Oeghan Quigg. It's a rip off they are charging us more than the rest of the UK to see him"

I couldn't agree more with Miss Kylie. £31.50 is a lot of money to see a chubby faced boy with a dead ginger cat on his head and a woman who cries at every opportunity and steals other people's husbands. If I wanted to see that for free, I could take a walk to our local unemployment office any day of the week, especially on Fridays when they hand out the social fund giro cheques to all the pikeys, for their weekend booze and cigarette supplies.

Candy Warhol
"Forget the uncle … I'm anti celebrity"

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Alexandra burke is a lying cheating husband stealer

Posted: 14 Dec 2008 06:12 PM CST

Having basked in the glory of her x factor win, Alexandra burke has been exposed as a lying, cheating husband stealer. Not once, but twice!

Today, Maggie West spoke of how the scheming, love rat took her man when they were married and had a baby in the house! Another distraught woman Linda Brooks told how Burke sucked her husband Russell Brooks in and led him away, again ending in a broken marriage home and broken families.

Low level of family morality
Alexandra has been the toast of the nation since her victory yesterday. But any woman who becomes involved and steals with two married men, and cavorts herself on amateur kinky sex tapes, has serious self-esteem issues and a lack of moral fibre. We question not only her personal, but also her family’s morals. Her own father David broke their family home with an illicit affair, tearing her mother's heart to pieces. A woman with sense, avoids married men and especially if she has already been bitten and wrecked a marriage before.

Alexandra Burke has low self worth
Thousands of x factor fans have been blitzing chat sites and forums condemning Burke and her penchant for other women's men. Why should she feel the compelling need to get into a married man's trousers? Is it her lack of self worth, is it because she was copying her father's behaviour? The sickening sight of him giving a pre recorded message of support last night calling her his 'Diamond girl' infuriated fans when the newspapers hit the news stands this morning.

There are demands for her to be stripped of her title and I can't blame them given the fact this girl seems to whip her knickers off as fast as Stevie Wonder would clear the room with a flamethrower.

Fans could not help see the irony in alex’s ‘mentor’ Cheryl Tramp Stamp Cole’s own failing relationship, with her husband Ashley Cole cheating on the least talented Girls Aloud member recently. Maybe that was the marvellous connection between Cole and Burke. Cole should guard her husband and his breacdh of marital trust like a hawk, in case alexandra has a hankering to make husband theft an accompanying career.

Hypocritical insults to women everywhere
If I were the seriel adultress Alex I would tone down the ‘evangelistic singing style’, with choirs in the background, singing lyrics of hallelujah and constantly mouthing ‘thank you God’ as it now comes across as having been contrite and thoroughly hypocritical. She insults women world wide by her actions and sheer effrontery. I'm just glad her nerve is not in my tooth.

I know we aren't all saints and a lot of us have skeletons in our closet and there is always a risk of fame and fortune rattling them for all to hear. But ALEXANDRA BURKE has shown that although a talented singer, this amounts to nothing now that she has shown herself to be a double crossing, lying, mawkish, two timing husband stealer.

Maybe her next single should be a version of Hall and Oates' classic song 'Man eater'

Candy Warhol - dishing it up to those who deserve it.

“Forget the uncle … I’m anti celebrity”