Sunday, November 2, 2008

The X Factor

The X Factor

Daniel’s Got The Grandad Factor

Posted: 02 Nov 2008 12:22 PM CST

Another week has gone by, and yet Daniel is still in the competition. The reason so far has been quite unclear, but not anymore. After conducting some mild research, I have found that 60% of the british population are over 60. So now we have to assume that these old folk, are attracted to the X Factor because of one person, Daniel. I certainly can’t see him gettin the teenagers going crazy for him, neither can I see him driving the middle-agers crazy. So it must be the older generation relating to his age, and saying to themselves “ooo lets vote for him, hes such a studmuffin”. So for all the wrinkly ones out there, do us all a favour and diconnect your phones on saturday nights, your ruining whats left of a really good programme. Daniel is not a very good singer, and by keeping him in the competition you are simply delaying the inevitable. He won’t win, and so let him him be off and look after his daughter (who is rather cute if i say so myself).

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