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x factor judge Cheryl Cole could never make a feminist role model Posted: 17 Dec 2008 08:31 PM CST Its not often I find myself agreeing with the loathsome and reptilian creature that is Germaine Greer. Many of you will know her as a 'talking head' that pops up on the 'Grumpy Old Women' TV show. She is the Australian accent droning feminist anarchic Marxist, that wrote the book 'The Female Eunuch', which was basically a rant against men, seeking to rally other similarly fat ugly females who can’t find husbands to her particular cause. Asked about women in mainstream television she has commented about our nation's current favourite of the month Cheryl Cole. Greer said "Cheryl Cole could never be a good female role model. There isn't enough of her to go round - she's too thin". In my experience, girls (aloud or not) usually like pink bedspreads, talking about boys, Lambrini, make and bake sets and Oeghan quigg. But the thought of Greer who is basically a man in an unflattering 1930s floral pattern dress, and Cole spearheading the cause for greater female emancipation is intriguing. Maybe that's why cheryl  daubed herself with such ugly tattoos in an attempt to defeminise herself. Share This

cheryl cole could never be a good feminist role model Posted: 17 Dec 2008 08:07 PM CST Its not often I find myself agreeing with the loathsome and reptilian creature that is Germaine Greer. Many of you will know her as a 'talking head' that pops up on the 'Grumpy Old Women' TV show. She is the Australian accent droning feminist anarchic Marxist, that wrote the book 'The Female Eunuch', which was basically a rant against men, seeking to rally other similarly fat ugly females who can’t find husbands to her particular cause. Asked about women in mainstream television she has commented about our nation's current favourite of the month Cheryl Cole. Greer said "Cheryl Cole could never be a good female role model. There isn't enough of her to go round - she's too thin". Girls usually like make up - talking about boys - fluffy little kitten - Lambrini - make and bake sets and oeghan quigg. But the thought of Greer who is basically a man in an unflattering 1930s floral pattern dress, and Cole spearheading the cause for greater female emancipation is intriguing. Maybe that's why cheryl  daubed herself with such ugly tattoos in an attempt to defeminise herself. Share This

Cheyl cole named style icon for Vogue magazine Posted: 17 Dec 2008 02:35 PM CST Cheryl Cole has been dubbed a style icon of 2008 by some of the gossip magazines in Britain. Weekly gossip magazines have become the new opium of the people. These goss mags which usually adorn the stand in the supermarket next to the unhealthy chocolate and instantly bloating snack products, are last minute purchase tempters for bored, fat housewives who dream of escaping their dreary lives, into the world of celebrity and glamour, instead of their own giro cheque cashing, screaming kids white trash existences.  Needless to say, cheryl tramp stamp cole is a favourite read and heroine for this legion of the social security scrounging undead. turbulent Vogue photo shoot This month she appears in Vogue magazine (UK version, not the prestigious American one) and it was a struggle to get the article in the first place. Feisty cheryl cole is known for her explosive temper. Bay Garnet is one of the most respected stylists in the fashion world and cole stormed out of their photo shoot claiming she was being 'dissed' (that is disrespected for those of you who don't speak chav) and ignored. Needless to say, Cole was draped in gold material, a particular favourite for classless women who seek to hide their basic, down trodden roots aspiring to grandiose couture. fame and fortune Cheryl cole famous for her tramp stamp tattoos lived on one of the roughest , pikeyest council estates in Newcastle and found fame and fortune with Girls Aloud, a group of similarly pikey styled girls catapulted via the Pop Stars the rivals programme. Because of her increasingly emaciated skinny appearance, her gravitation towards bling like a pin to a magnet and her inability to speak the slightest amount of grammatically correct English, she is the second most hated woman in the north east of England. The first being the mad money grabbing fantacist Heather Mills. criminal family Cole's brother Andrew has appeared in court more than 50 times on vandalism and social annoyance charges and anorexic looking Cheryl is no stranger to the courts herself. She was given 120 hours community service recently for punching a black female toilet attendant. No details of what hardships she had to perform have been released. A source said "Cheryl didn't get her hands dirty - she thought she was a princess and a hot shot important celebrity". Princess she indeed is. With her attraction to cheap looking, ill fitting outfits, slovenly trakkies, caps and street slut outfits, she is known as the Primani Princess. Primark aspiring to be Armani. in the public eye Cheryl Cole has tried to take the place of failed pop star and self important Victoria Bekham since she moved to Los Angeles. Milking the common touch among the legion of goss mag reading undead for all its worth, her place in the public eye is assured until the popular press turn on her the way they did with Boy George, or that cheap tramp with the massive norks that married the Texan oil billionaire. Cheri baby's fashion spread appears in February 09. Be sure you have your sunglasses ready to reflect the flare from the tacky bling she will inevitably be wearing. Share This

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